I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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