If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Need sex. Gaining weight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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