I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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