im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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