Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
