what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
