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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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