did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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