I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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