do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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