I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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