He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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