I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
