I need help removing her.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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