i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
