He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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