JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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