Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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