I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Terrible idea I love it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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