she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
