yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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