we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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