So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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