I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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