Plan B is the new Plan A
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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