He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
