So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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