I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Will exercising make me less horny?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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