turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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