she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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