They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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