i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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