Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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