Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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