We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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