At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Can I color on your dick again?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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