Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
As shirtless as possible
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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