I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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