at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
