You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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