nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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