Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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