And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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