So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Damn victory sex feels great
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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