just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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