i think i have two assholes
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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