No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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