I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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