She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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