I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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