hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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