I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
tell your sister to shave her snatch
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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