last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm both gender and math confused
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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